I’ve studied the map laid out on the pool table.
Now to remove these hinges I just need a screwdriver .
And opposable thumbs.
Having silently endured a few weeks of travel and torture, I’ve decided that is it! No more quietly ‘going with the flow’ and all that crap. I want my forts, I want my caves, I want my hideouts, I want to run laps and leap up doorjambs, I want my breakfast served on time, dagnabbit! I tried waiting patiently and silently this morning, as I have for weeks, but I just couldn’t take it any longer. It is against my true nature. I know what I want and I know when I want it!
I like my breakfast at 7 and my dinner at 6, thank you. Don’t lie there with your eyes closed when it is time to feed me! No, no, no. I finally had to stand on Mama’s chest and scream, “Enough of this crap! Open your eyes! Get up! Go fetch me foooooood! Now!”. Then I ran around the room repeating my demand. She complied. Sometimes her brain works.
Well, we’ve been in the same spot for a week and a half now. I guess I can deal with it. My room has three windows and three doorjambs. Outside of my door is a great big room full of windows. I have started zooming out of my room as soon as the door opens so I can explore this big room.
But sometimes this room is populated by large furry beasts. They don’t smell tasty. They aren’t even ungulates. Where are all the wildebeest?!? I want wildebeest!
My human took me outside yesterday, but held me tight in her arms so I couldn’t jump free. She doesn’t let me walk around anymore since I discovered I could hide under the shed until she loses patience and goes inside. Then I can ever so stealthily sneak under a part of the fence and be free to roam the side yard and even the front yard. But one day when I was sniffing the side yard, some yappy creatures came running right at me from across the road so I bolted back under my fence but the yappies squeezed under the fence too so I ran far under the shed and they couldn’t follow me there but I heard my human scrambling around and then being loud at the yappies and then louder at their humans and made them all go away. So finally, after everything was quiet for awhile, I came out from my un-followable spot to get a treat my human had brought out by the shed. But she snatched me up and made me eat the treat inside. She hasn’t let me do any exploring since then.
But anyhow…back to this morning. We were out back getting some sunshine on our faces when we heard a rustling back in the bushes. We watched as our friend Turtle appeared. I haven’t seen him in a very long time. There is actually more than one Turtle that used to come around and visit. Maybe it is visiting season again.
My human couldn’t get a picture because she had her arms full of me. But she’s got some pictures from previous visits we can show you.
I’m glad my human doesn’t put poisons out on the plants or bugs so my friends can come hang out. Oh, that reminds me of the armadillo…
Well I’ll save that for tomorrow, I guess.